The worst mood swings I ever experience are when I wake up in the morning feeling more well rested than I’ve felt in weeks, then look at my alarm clock and realize that I set it to PM instead of AM and was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago.

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I think I really want a chameleon. Or any sort of reptile really. That would suit me really well. I love snakes and lizards, and they don’t require care every 8 hours or less. Puttin it on the list.

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I hate going to shows by myself. I only ever do if it’s a band I reallly wanna see (like Backslider tonight), but it’s always just a brutally awkward social situation in between what are always inevitably 15 minute sets

becausebirds:

Magpie playing with a puppy.

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I keep getting matched with this lady cop on okcupid and i’m all



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chompersthecorgi:

"We are Corg.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."
Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer
A friendly reminder to please put in your vote for me for the @7x7sf Cutest Canine Contest (only a week left to go and every DAILY vote counts!! Thank you so much for your support!! 🙏❤️
http://www.7x7.com/pets/vote-cutest-canine-2014-dog-poll-top-21#/18

chompersthecorgi:

"We are Corg.  You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."

Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer

A friendly reminder to please put in your vote for me for the @7x7sf Cutest Canine Contest (only a week left to go and every DAILY vote counts!! Thank you so much for your support!! 🙏❤️

http://www.7x7.com/pets/vote-cutest-canine-2014-dog-poll-top-21#/18

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