The worst mood swings I ever experience are when I wake up in the morning feeling more well rested than I’ve felt in weeks, then look at my alarm clock and realize that I set it to PM instead of AM and was supposed to be at work 2 hours ago.
Impulse buy of the day
I think I really want a chameleon. Or any sort of reptile really. That would suit me really well. I love snakes and lizards, and they don’t require care every 8 hours or less. Puttin it on the list.
I hate going to shows by myself. I only ever do if it’s a band I reallly wanna see (like Backslider tonight), but it’s always just a brutally awkward social situation in between what are always inevitably 15 minute sets
I keep getting matched with this lady cop on okcupid and i’m all
"We are Corg. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile."
Cy-borgi. The next generation of Corgis. 🐺😎 #chompersthecorgi #cyborgi #googleglass #glassexplorer
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