jesus christ, the staff afterparty at floydfest was too fuckin much. they are so fucking good to us there, and this year all staff got unlimited free beer and moonshine. i got real drunk, danced some, did some blow (once a year is more than enough for me), ended up waking up next to one of my bosses in her RV. then tried to drive to richmond and totally failed and sat at a couple different rest stops over the course of 6 hours alternately napping and puking. now my boss is hitting me up trying to chat…i foresee this having negative implications in the future. my life is a mess sometimes. all the time.

but at least i eventually made it to richmond and got to hang out with my buds. i miss the hell out of richmond, especially since this morning was so perfect, but i’m looking forward to coming home to the big paycheck tomorrow.

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You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?
You stole my Jesus fish, didn’t you?

(Source: wigglemore)

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wapiti3:

The natural history of the cranes. ; By Blyth, Edward, 1810-1873 Tegetmeier, W. B. (William Bernhard), 1816-1912 on Flickr.

Publication info [London]Pub. for the author by H. Cox [etc.]1881.
Contributing Library:
Cornell University Library
BioDiv. Library

just-like-autumn-leaves tattoo fodder

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Unholy Grave - Grind Killers (full album)

I was off tumblr during MDF, but holy shit these guys were so good live. none of their recording’s I’ve heard do them justice. Definitely one of my top 3 sets of that weekend, along with Dropdead and Ratos de Porao.

Man, I really miss the south. I miss bluegrass, and cornbread as a food group, and cheap housing, and angry unpretentious punk rock.

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My penis is like a toddler. A toddler— who is a perfectly normal size for his age— on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining, “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about…now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
David Wong (Jason Pargin), “John Dies At The End”

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WHY DID NO ONE EVER EXPLAIN TO ME HOW CASUAL EYE CONTACT WORKS? IS IT SOMETHING I WAS SUPPOSED TO PICK UP THROUGH SOCIAL CUES? I’M NOT VERY GOOD AT THAT.

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This is home for 7 days. #Floydfest is tied with the Carribean cruise for my favorite annual working gig. I fuckin love these hippies.

This is home for 7 days. #Floydfest is tied with the Carribean cruise for my favorite annual working gig. I fuckin love these hippies.